I want the world to explode.
I want the world to explode.
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Even though this came up in an advert. on Tumblr it’s pretty cool.
They got the controls for Mega Man down perfectly. Enjoy.
P.S. Apparently it contains the entire Super Mario Bros. (NES) game, very well emulated, with these characters to choose from, all having their own abilities and control types: Mario, Samus (Metroid), Mega Man, Simon (Castlevania), Link (Zelda), and “Bill R.” (not sure which game, maybe contra?).
I’m going to try and beat the game with Mega Man and Link :D
Part I: Fuck Facebook
I have impulsive reactions sometimes when I get irritated constantly, sometimes in quick succession. This is one of those times, and I decided Facebook can suck my dick. Most of the people on Facebook weren’t even my real friends, and I only had like 50 or so people. Sad or not I’m tired of Facebook.
Part II: & Willful suspension of disbelief
I’m disgusted with the only good reason against atheism: that it takes away hope. That’s true, it can make you realize your mortality and you could be fucking depressed about how your life turned out — you don’t see any way of fixing it, and with religion you at least could make yourself believe that after you die you will have the powers of a God in your own dominion for eternity.
It’s not like this life is anything worth crying over, right? A lifetime of disappointment? Whatever, dude. Goin’ to heaven. Nihilism rocks. Oh, wait, there’s gotta be some loophole preventing gentiles from giving up on life… Somewhere. Just assume it’s there since it seems like it should be, okay? Alright.
Anyway, life would be pointless if you were happy all of the time, trying to convince yourself that God has a plan and everything is predecided, so if you’re Christian and you perform the rituals like they say, then you have nothing to fucking worry about! NOTHING! That ain’t right. That’ll lead to extinction. Eh, but then again maybe there’s always new forms of religion, new interpretations, based on our culture and its sub-cultures. Eventually being Christian may simply mean that you enjoy cookies and milk sometime in December, or giving gifts at the end of the year to all of your friends and family. That’d be awesome. Full commercialization without the preaching and brainwashing! Just, you know, capitalism. But that’s cool.
Actually that sort of thing is probably already considered “American” or something similar in other countries who have adopted gift giving from Christmas tradition into a secular tradition.
I’ve run out of mean juice. Splode’ my load on the node.
Edit: One clarification I wanna add. Life is meaningless, but you can give it meaning. It just shouldn’t be through cold manipulation and lies. People should know what’s really at stake here: their very existence.
(via Robyn Von Swank)
Wow.
Brett Gelman is MR. CELEBRITY!
My new video with Ed Helms.
Cowritten and featuring BJ Porter
Directed by Danny Jelinek
Yeah so this is pretty funny (:
I had totally forgotten about these emails until the two tweets above jogged my memory.This is a story about the nicest thing a non-relative has taken the time to do for one of my children without getting paid for it.
When Salinger was 7 she became plagued with nightmares about the…

Two seconds later, this woman was killed by a giant vagina sneaking up on her.
Someone tried to steal my car last night, or at least sabotage it. There was a different key in the ignition this morning, except it was broken off evenly with the shape of the ignition and I can’t remove it easily. It’s really fucking jammed in there.
Some shit was moved around, too, like my backpack lay open on the seat that, when I was driving last night, someone was sitting in (so it wouldn’t be left like that because we weren’t drunk) and they may have removed some text books. I haven’t confirmed that but it’s kind of obvious. Some shit was left on the front seat too, with some garbage moved around.
I can’t go to work now or do anything, really. I could take the bus but I need my car dammit!!!! It’ll probably be “fixed” today… I just need to lock my fucking doors at all times from now on ._. Damn you, asshole addicts.
Smells Like Great Figure Skating!
The only thing “In Bloom” when amateur figure skater Scott Williams takes to the ice are some AMAZING triple and double lutzes!
And definitely don’t “Stay Away” from the barrel rolls at the 3:52 mark.