July 2010
1 post
May 2010
1 post
josathegiant asked: How are you?
April 2010
4 posts
Super Mario Crossover →
Even though this came up in an advert. on Tumblr it’s pretty cool.
They got the controls for Mega Man down perfectly. Enjoy.
P.S. Apparently it contains the entire Super Mario Bros. (NES) game, very well emulated, with these characters to choose from, all having their own abilities and control types: Mario, Samus (Metroid), Mega Man, Simon (Castlevania), Link (Zelda), and “Bill...
Deactivation Masturbation
Part I: Fuck Facebook I have impulsive reactions sometimes when I get irritated constantly, sometimes in quick succession. This is one of those times, and I decided Facebook can suck my dick. Most of the people on Facebook weren’t even my real friends, and I only had like 50 or so people. Sad or not I’m tired of Facebook.
Part II: & Willful suspension of disbelief I’m...
My Roy Orbison Fantasies... →
robhuebel:
(via Robyn Von Swank)
Wow.
Watchazizisbored:
Brett Gelman is MR. CELEBRITY!
brettgelman:
My new video with Ed Helms.
Cowritten and featuring BJ Porter
Directed by Danny Jelinek
Yeah so this is pretty funny (:
March 2010
8 posts
eject: My story about the film 'Monster House' →
I had totally forgotten about these emails until the two tweets above jogged my memory.
This is a story about the nicest thing a non-relative has taken the time to do for one of my children without getting paid for it.
When Salinger was 7 she became plagued with nightmares about the…
Very funny
Someone tried to steal my car last night, or at least sabotage it. There was a different key in the ignition this morning, except it was broken off evenly with the shape of the ignition and I can’t remove it easily. It’s really fucking jammed in there.
Some shit was moved around, too, like my backpack lay open on the seat that, when I was driving last night, someone was sitting in (so...
Watch(via robhuebel)
Cool but there are no jokes.
Job Time!
I applied a few days ago to the Highline Community College Bookstore and was hired today after an interview was scheduled yesterday. Yes.
Gotta do a trial run first and be shown the ropes, then if I proceed I’ll be working around 1 to 4 in the afternoon during Spring quarter. I hear the hours are slim but that’s fine, really. I just need something to use as Job Experience on my...
February 2010
8 posts
“Not all conservatives are stupid people, but most stupid people are...”
– John Stuart Mill
3 tags
“The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.”
– Carl Sagan
Not much goin' on
When I guess there should be. I think I’m going to be a poor college dropout. Cool! It’s okay, doubt it’ll be that bad. Really. Anyway, I’m trying to catch up on school work and waste time. One of those will go well. I hate not being able to connect with certain people. Then, I feel like maybe the distance can’t be helped, and I start to feel indifferent. That sucks....
“Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true...”
– John Stuart Mill